The following is a very touching and heartwarming story. Isn't it wonderful to hear from such a fine, well-adjusted citizen. It indeed makes one feel that all is right with the world after all!
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my Problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?
Sincerely,
-- Worried About My Reputation
Friday, August 17, 2007
Dear Abby...
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3 comments:
UUUUhhhh I think Hillary is the least of his worries. I think he should just where a sign that says totally Dysfunctional.
maybe get a "looser" tatoo, since I think the problem may be permanent anyhow.
ROFLMAO!!! What more can Ambre say?
~giggles~
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